World Of Kokermackolonious

Graduation Ceremony Preview

2008-04-13T21:19:00.000-07:00

2008 couldn't be any better.

YES CORRECT, im finally graduating on the 28th of May from Ngee Ann Polytechnic, School Of Business and Accountancy with a diploma in Business Information Technology. Though i didnt put in alot of effort in the 3 years of my studies, at least i breezed through it with a gpa of 2.5

I'm neither whining nor being boastful abt my results.

Another milestone in 2008 will be none other than my enlistment. YES PEOPLE I AM MALAYSIAN BUT I AM SINGAPORE PR SO I NEED TO SERVE THIS COUNTRY!!!

after that i am going to convert into a citizen of the Republic of Singapore.

OH YES WHEN ARE WE GOING TO UBIN AGAIN MISS HO?

do up the guestlist and send out the invitations right away. =) HAHAHA.

Road Trip 2008

2008-04-12T06:20:00.000-07:00

with the boys from TT21(2005), we drove from my place to West Coast to have roti prata at the 24 hour muslim eatery or whatever you call it.

Next stop was my place again to collect my dad's car's key so i can drive as well. Then we headed straight to Talma road!!! Google it if you dont know where the hell is it. =)

Just plain sightseeing and nothing else. HAHAHA. got home at 5.30am. cool shit.

Procrastinate no more.

2008-04-06T21:42:00.000-07:00

Since young, I have always been a procrastinator in the eyes of many - especially those who knows me well enough. Whenever a problem arises, no matter how severe or trivial it is, i will choose to shove it under the carpet and never speak about it again, thinking that it will be there, kept well under the carpet, never to be brought up anymore.

It has never occured to me that everytime i do this, I'm just adding on the the number of unsolved problems. Be it schoolwork or relationships, it has been this way since eons again. This is so wrong and i really really need to look into it.

Humming to the tunes of I won't go home without you by Maroon 5, and as my heart aches thinking abt why does this happen to me, thinking why every moment have to be so hard, images of you, of us, of everything played like a grayscale film without sound.

I know this is hard, but baby, let's think it over. At least it's better than hurting one another more.

I shall procrastinate no more, and tell you, tell the world, tell everyone who is reading this entry now, how much i love you girl.

You know who you are.

in life, we always put on masks and conceal our flaws and faults through lies, but have you ever thought, people rather know the truth than be hurt with a lie.

think.

Blast from the past.

2008-02-29T21:34:00.000-08:00

Haven't been updating for 3123098312 million years but hey, guess what i have been doing!

Apparently, it's none other than taking my final exam papers in my Ngee Ann endeavours, and LOTS of mahjong. i really mean LOTS of it.

and after so many months of waiting, i now have another alternative rather than to take public transport. =)

class 3. (=

rounding 2007 up.

2007-12-30T21:59:00.000-08:00

The most happening event of Year 2007 - YOU.

2007-10-30T18:05:00.000-07:00

i almost couldn't remember i have a blog! Haven't been updating for quite some time, maybe a more than that. Nevertheless, I'm back ain't I?

just a few things to note down. last sem already, and when its through, im on my way to get my ass onto the little island of the name Pulau Tekong. Feeling the vibe already. HAHA.

another thing is, i realised i should really give up on mahjong. its addiction is getting from bad to worse. daily dosage of 1800-x-mahjong. (:

last but not least, i will be flying to K O R E A A A A A A A next monday. WOOHOO. but let me u what, the weather alone can kill, esp for someone who's so afraid of cold weathers like me. maybe im lucky enough to meet da chang jin and get her to whip a few dishes for me.

Peace.

Bluish Monday

2007-10-07T21:10:00.000-07:00

I strolled down the streets of Teck Whye, humming the tunes of Going Home by Kenny G. It's one of those songs that i can replay for more than 20 times in the winamp playlist. Another one's Everything by Michael Buble.

Never did i realised that i'm already on the last week of my Industrial Training Programme. Unlike any other typical Mondays, the traffic today was surprisingly smooth, and the human flow is lesser as compared the last monday.

It was about 9am when i alighted at Canteen A, i increased my pace gradually and i realised that Amy was actually late to open up the shutters for us. So everyone waited - for bout 10 mins. Before long, I could feel something crawling underneath me, as though chewing up every cell i have. Why do i always get this kind of urky feeling whenever i lack of rest.

The dryness of my left eye was yet another reason why my monday is so blue. I had no choice but to remove the contact lens which i merely wore for a week and off it went into the tong sampah*

*dustbin in malay

Lets side track a lil bit first, there's this game called KartRider by nexon. Do a search up in Google and find out what it is if you're interested in racing karts down the racetracks like Mario Karts.

Back to topic, had an average monday and as usual, reached home, showered, eat, watched tv, lame shit with people, fell asleep and forgot to reply Marian, and congratulated Aloysius & Wanny for turning Sweet 19. (=

To aloy and wanny: thanks for being such great friends. even though gone were those days we hit the clubs with our carefree lifestyles, i still look upon those days from time to time. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Off to kick some ass in KartRACER!! HAHAHA!

Sorry, Put The Blame On Me.

2007-10-04T05:51:00.000-07:00

as life goes on i’m starting to learn more and more about responsibility

i realize everything i do is affecting the people around me

so i want to take this time out to apologize for things i have done

and things that have not occurred yet

and the things they don’t want to take responsibility for.

SHOPPING CRAZE!

2007-09-30T05:34:00.000-07:00

=) thats all for now.

cos' i made a stupid mistake.

2007-09-26T04:27:00.000-07:00

i always thought i am doing fine, until the time of the year comes again. i realised, some parts of it still clings onto my mind. Nostalgic i am.

2609.

分手两年后我还是想着你.

Skinnies for you?

2007-09-25T20:58:00.000-07:00

I say, singaporeans are a bunch of fickle people. A few years ago, it was the “yo-yo, check-it-out” baggy jeans with the accompanying blings and now, they have gone all extremists by diving headfirst into the leg hugging skinnies. And because I love my dear readers, I am going to sacrifice my priceless jewels and squeeze into a pair to unveil the fuss behind those denims.

The root of all evils.

Thanks to kate moss strutting down the streets in her signature striped top, grey skinny jeans and black ballet flats. We can see the world being overwhelmed by the skinnies phenomena. The tall, the short, the fat, the skinny, the pretty, the ugly(and any other female in Orchard Road) are all wearing them. On the right person, skinny jeans can form the perfect silhouette – tall, lean body coupled with sexy, endless legs.

More often than not, the results are disastrous. Most people seem to forget that kate moss is a beanpole who looks good in practically everything(and that’s why she is a supermodel and you are not).

But, I digress. Thank goodness the skinnies trend has not brainwashed the males – yet. For some(practical) reasons, I am hoping it will never catch on. These denims have been a look synonymous with boy bands, rock bands, or local wannabe boy bands and wannabe rock bands. Other than them, who else can you imagine in a pair of skinny jeans? Picture the chicken rice stall uncle in a pair of skinny jeans. Oh wait, this tops the chart. The Ah Beng squatting by the drain with half his butt crack showing. Save me the visual torment please!

101 reasons why men shouldn’t wear skinny jeans.

After donning one on for myself, I can finally understand why women are always complaining about how tired they are after walking short distances. These jeans are hardly comfortable – there is not much space to move, and are so low rise that when you bend, your skinnies just doooowwwwnnnn while your boxers ride too high up. So not comfortable! Besides, half of our energy is expanded into putting on the jeans. In fact some of my female friends have commented that they need to sit down in order to pull their skinnies on. If females and their slender legs need such effort, what say us men with our manly muscular thighs?

And the ultimate reason why men shouldn’t wear skinny jeans? Plainly put, it is because of my humps, my humps, my not-so-little lumps! Skinnies are so tight fitting that any bulge is going to pop out. We want to impress the girls, not scare them off! And aesthetics isn’t the only reason why my humps are affected. As a metaphor, men’s family jewels are like trees. To grow big and healthy, trees need oxygen, likewise, oxygen is needed to bear fruits, putting on a pair of skinny jeans is like the greenhouse effect on the amazon forest. I really do not want my equipment to shrivel up and die.

Is Singapore ready to take on the skinny wave? My verdict, skinny jeans are only cool on manly guys who derive pleasure from pain.

-extracted from a magazine i came across. LOL.

Picture the chicken rice stall uncle in a pair of skinny jeans.

A Thousand Words.

2007-09-10T05:06:00.000-07:00

they say that a picture paints a thousand words. no?

so let me sum my attachment up in a FEW thousand words.

a laptop for employees to surf porn.

many files for you to keep track of the porn sites u've been to.

an overview of the desk i have.

and last but not least, the employee who surf the most porn sites in the month gets one free laptop.

Attachment

2007-08-30T23:28:00.000-07:00

The past few days have been quite fantastic, well, maybe except for today.

Finally the weekend's here, and I am in dire need for some rest. It's been a really long week and I would really love to enjoy a longer sleep-in on sunday morning.

The friday morning sun was brimming with its glorious warming rays, shining them upon the Mass Rapid Transit that brings millions of young and old to their desired destination.

I was there in one out of the six cabins, squeezing with the hundreds of working adults heading towards city hall. Sometimes this lingering thought hits me. Is it so hard to squeeze out a little space for someone who's trying hard to get onto the cabin so he/she could be on time for work? Where is the unity that our fellow Singaporeans displayed during National Day? I read in somewhere which quotes the controversial question, "Are Singaporeans only united on National Day?" Think, people. THINK.

I was throbbing with anticipation while i was strolling my way to the 179 berth, reason being today is friday, which means the weekend i've been longing for is near.

Saturday is the big day - MAHJONG! my weekly dosage of mahjong is finally round the corner.

back to my day again. reached my workplace @ bout 9.15. Punched in my time and started to prepare for work. "ahhhh~~ CHU!", unfortunately was my first greeting to my colleagues. Had breakfast together, and things started to change for the worse. Right then, i knew the flu bug had gotten hold of me. It started to devour every inch of me, making me feel weak all over. Warm on the surface but deep down inside, im feeling the chill.

At 12.30pm, i decided to call it a day. Told Amy(my female boss) that i had to go, i can't stay any longer. So i left - quickly. 179 was too packed with NTU students so i walked out to take 99 at Xingnan Pri. It was a breathtaking bus journey to Jurong East Interchange.

160 was not in service, guess its just my luck. Finally got home @ bout 3pm. Napped. And took panadol for cold relief.

And poof! I felt so much better.

Time to focus

2007-08-05T21:00:00.000-07:00

its the time of the semester again.

STUDY BREAK. woohooo.

after my exams, its attachment @ ntu.

Short hair days.

2007-07-27T23:38:00.000-07:00

my sons, daughters, and son/daughters in law. how blessed i am. =D

i told ya i never liked wearing formal.

whats with that black scarf fiona?

BOOM! i swear the camera was gonna explode.

when i decided to be gay.

cant blame me for that. i am suaku, in a london cab.

victim of hit and run.

stop touching my dick SEAN!

Overdued Peektures.

2007-07-20T19:05:00.000-07:00

some pictures to liven up things around here.

Long time ago, at pulau redang with the dudes.

Ladies in formal.

Smell his ass.

Yishi.

seriously me and tuck didnt realise were standing so far away.

*i seriously miss my long hair man. its fucking short now*

Gum Gum is a baddie.

2007-07-20T06:54:00.000-07:00

gumgum always say im stupid when she's more blur than me.

2007-07-06T21:34:00.000-07:00

on friday night, i surrendered.

i really do. to think i was good at fooling people.

together with my friends, we were fooled by a FUCKING GEEK, terribly.

apparently this guy doesnt know what's the meaning of a knockout match.

here goes the story. i was with my usual pals playing soccer on friday afternoon. the geek arrived, and told us that he booked the court for a competition he organised. of cos we were reluctant to leave. so we talked to him abt it, he said there were 4 teams, playing knockout matches, total there are 4 games to be played, 14 mins each, the fastest they can finish is one hour.

we waited, patiently. 1 and a half hour passed, we realised they have already played more than what he told us. so we asked him, hey bro, so long ar? it was 7.30, he said left 5 more games.

here comes the hilarious part. at 7.30 he said there are 5 more games to play. at 8, i went to ask him, guess wat he said?! he said 'ooh, i see ar, mmm left 7 games."

WHAT THE FUCK?! deh, book court big ar? next time i book the entire court and organise coloring competition bodoh!

1800-QUIT-MAHJONG

2007-07-04T22:03:00.000-07:00

maybe its time to sit down and start revising my school work for the last time. i know it's my final year, and i ain't gonna watch it crash and burn lyka distressed airplane. no way my friend. Easier said than done.

so first, imma gotta set a list of no-no(s)

1. No mahjong for more than twice per week
2. No partying for more than once per month
3. No slacking in any matters related to schoolwork. (which is gonna be hard)

with a little hard work and intelligence, i know i can do it. but i nid determination and discipline too.

i've been slacking around, mahjong, swimming, workout, playing games, watching vcds(not the kind you're thinking of right now)

so let mercy comes and wash away what i've done.

2007-06-19T05:01:00.000-07:00

somehow or rather, yours affected me as well.

i still cant play the song, do u noe?

Untitled.

2007-06-10T01:13:00.000-07:00

playback time of the past few days that i had. went to sim lim on tues after my KMS paper to get a pair of speakers for my laptop, because the orignal one from the laptop really suck balls man. i like the pumping of the bass man. =X

had my IT Law paper on wed itself and when i submitted the paper, i literally pat myself on the shoulder and said, "hey dude, you've juz got yourself 2 weeks worth of holidays. better enjoy it now because its the last holiday of my poly years."

went to find my ex classmates in town, played 2 games of pool and guess wat? they wanted to go home. HAHA! so i went town from sch for 2 rounds of pool. =D i dunno if im crazy. well then at night, went over to jason's place to mahjong all the way until 7am den went to have breakfast together. after that? its even crazier man i tell u. when i reached home, i didnt catch a wink, and abt 11am, jason rang me up to go gym together. so i told him, "yea lets go. " after some hesitation. so we went to gymwerkz @ ngee ann with alvin kevin and junwei. whats next? SOCCER! getting more and more crazy. we played hell of a game. =) had dinner @ kap. and then, reached home, bathe and sleep. duh? HAHA. thats my thurs.

so friday, i received an sms from my 13 years buddy to go zouk that night. so we went with our clique and i met alot of familiar faces there. luckily there was wanny and her friends, if not i wud have died that - of boredom. it was simply too crowded. SEVERE OVERCROWDING. if you've seen Smoove's crowd on weekends and u think its overpacked, u've yet to see what i saw man. its like, u cant move, no one can move, everyone is juz stucked. STUCKED. forget it i dun wish to emphasis on it anymore. lol. thats my fri.

so sat, rotted at home in the morning and went to holland v @ night to celebrate victor chan's 19th, SPIZZA. had lotsa fun there with mockery. happy 19th buddy.

and now, its sunday and im here typing my ass off this entry. HAHA. before i go play soccer later @ pending. fucking lazy. i really dunno what to type, so thats a brief summary of what happened to me the past few days ;)

to FOURSOME, i doubt we can ever club together anymore. with TRICIA grounded. HAHA!

and yes, with everyone's blog with the labels shit, im gonna try it out too =X

labels: amy is a goondu. =P

Smile On Me

2007-06-03T09:25:00.001-07:00

hey Lady Luck, im kok wei and im really in need of some good luck recently. if it wouldnt be of too much trouble, would you smile upon me? =) thanks.

with love.

MoS on thurs, anyone?

2007-06-03T09:25:00.000-07:00

A period of time i have to go through.

2007-05-31T17:57:00.000-07:00

yet i have another reason to smile because the holidays are coming soon. or am i the only one who think there will be a break after the term? LOL.

anyway, common tests are coming, 2 papers to go, projs are due soon too. really feeling the vibe already. well im pretty sure i will party hard during the holidays, cos Wanny's leaving soon too. basket. go australia dun find ang moh bf and come back hor!

Moments.

2007-05-25T21:54:00.000-07:00

If i die tonight, i´d go with no regrets
If it´s in your arms i know that I was blessed
And if your eyes are the last thing that i see
Then i know the beauty heaven holds for me

But if i make it through, if i live to see the day
If i´m with you, i´ll know just what to say
The truth be told, girl you take my breath away
Every minute, every hour, every day

´cause every moment we share together
Is even better than the moment before
If every day was as good as today was
Then i can´t wait until tomorrow comes

(: